Got a toothbrush?
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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