i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
