I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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