Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
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At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
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Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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