So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
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