I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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