I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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