we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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