What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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