i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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