A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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