But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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