I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
