i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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