im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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