What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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