Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(631): View more from New York

If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org

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(510): View more from California

i wonder if she has dreads down there too...

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(719): View more from Colorado

new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge

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(503): View more from Oregon

two words: eviction party

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(914): View more from New York

Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.

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(928): View more from Arizona

I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks

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