Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.