you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE