How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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