Well douche your snatch and let's go!
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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