Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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