So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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cat food counts as protein by the way
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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