even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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