I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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