Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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