you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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