I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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