And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
smell my finger.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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