you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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