Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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