you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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