I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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