69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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