Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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