? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
only you would photoshop your dick
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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