question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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