That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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