thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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