Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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