just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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