If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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