all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Is it because I queefed?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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