Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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