did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Is Oprah even human
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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