I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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