it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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