the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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