why didn't you poke me back
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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