the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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