You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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