I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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