Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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