ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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