found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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