Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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